The Nerdlett

snapmyneckandcallmeloki:

Peter: I crave death

Tony: But you’re a c h i l d

Tony: you should crave s l e e p

Peter: and the souls of the innocent?

Tony, vigorously throwing a blanket at Peter: S L E E P

18 hours ago 6,213 notes

snapmyneckandcallmeloki:

Peter, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON????

Tony, holding up a cross and backing himself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK

18 hours ago 4,426 notes

emiskiez:

Well since people seemed to like the Heart Memes Collection for BNHA….

Here are some Marvel-based ones I’ve collected on my phone.

If you think for a second that I’m done…

You’re wrong.

I have more.

18 hours ago 1,034 notes

duchessofostergotlands:

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systlin:

breatherunlive:

runrunningrunner:

daamneron:

airyairyquitecontrary:

livenudegirl:

cannibalmemer:

proletarianprincess:

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

This is when Nils Olav II received his knighthood in 2008:

And this is a video from Sir Nils Olav III was promoted to Brigadier in 2016:

Nils Olav is the background on my work computer. Because I love penguins and I’m Scottish

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1 day ago 389,282 notes

thyrell:

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garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

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2 days ago 140,553 notes